Thursday, December 20, 2007

Chorizo, halloumi and rice

Saltier than an anchovy's spunk.

Beef stroganoff with rigatoni

Braised lamb shanks, olives and pasta

Because I couldn't be arsed to make mash.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Braised oxtail, cabbage, potato and celeriac mash

and the same thing...

...reformed as cottage pie.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Fettucine with with ham and peas

A slightly out-of-focus picture due to earlier excessive consumption of the devil's dandruff.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Venison sausages, mash, onion gravy

I'm pretty sure it didn't look this green when I ate it.

Rigatoni alla arrabiata with halloumi and olives

Deeply inauthentic. Another name for it would be "everything in the fridge with pasta".

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Szechuan braised tofu, steamed pak choi, noodles

Fuck off, I like tofu. And there's pork in there too.

Tuna lasagne

Fishy and a bit dry. Like your mother.

Vodka, lime and soda

The three major food groups in one glass.

Devilled mutton, aubergine curry

I'll regret this in the morning.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Faggots, peas and mash

Insert joke here.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Badly packed kebab

At last!