Chorizo, halloumi and rice


Saltier than an anchovy's spunk.

Beef stroganoff with rigatoni



Braised lamb shanks, olives and pasta


Because I couldn't be arsed to make mash.

Braised oxtail, cabbage, potato and celeriac mash



and the same thing...


...reformed as cottage pie.

Fettucine with with ham and peas


A slightly out-of-focus picture due to earlier excessive consumption of the devil's dandruff.

Venison sausages, mash, onion gravy


I'm pretty sure it didn't look this green when I ate it.

Rigatoni alla arrabiata with halloumi and olives


Deeply inauthentic. Another name for it would be "everything in the fridge with pasta".

Szechuan braised tofu, steamed pak choi, noodles


Fuck off, I like tofu. And there's pork in there too.

Tuna lasagne


Fishy and a bit dry. Like your mother.

Vodka, lime and soda


The three major food groups in one glass.

Devilled mutton, aubergine curry


I'll regret this in the morning.

Faggots, peas and mash


Insert joke here.

Badly packed kebab


At last!